starblaster:

“but if you’re pro-union, why are you anti-cop-union?” because cops are not laborers. what cops do is not labor. they are enforcers of the laws that oppress laborers and exist solely to protect capital. don’t bother me with stupid questions.



loststolenorstrayed:

I’m like if a 14 year old got older


jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps



kocurek1921:

harrytheehottie:

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Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.


melt-in-places:

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee


speedlimit15:

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…


cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.